Category: Sad Bro

Total Bro Loss!

The saddest of the sads right now, bros, the woest of woes…

We might remember how David Wells pitched a perfect game while he was drunk or hungover or something normal like that about 10 years ago, but that’s nothing compared to how Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter while on acid in 1970.

And of course a couple of years later, just to prove a point he tried to hit every single member of the Cincinnati Reds, and was somehow not pulled until after FIVE batters. I mean, who among us has ever held a baseball and not thought about how flipping sweet it would be to throw it 90mph at every member of the Cincinnati Reds? I wish I could do that all the time…

And now, he is gone. Lame is the sports world without him… He died of cirrhosis of all things, and god bless America, he didn’t have health insurance. Vat a country!

As a side note, how awesome is how his name appears in a boxscore, “Ellis, D”… say it outloud, now… yup, a truly badass bro. Definitely a spot for him up in Bro Pitcher Heaven right next to Tug McGraw


Sad news bros…

Majel Roddenberry, passed away yesterday from complications from pneumonia. She was 76.

Star Trek is one of the greatest shows known to man, as im sure you know the title of Bro-Log is in part inspired by it. Majel Roddneberry was a huge part of the Star Trek Universe. Not only was she the widow of Star Trek creator Gene Roddenberry and voice of Starfleet computers in every version of Star Trek including the upcoming J.J. Abrams movie, she was also stared in the original Star Trek television series as the super babelicious Nurse Christine Chapel. She continued to build on the Star Trek lore by acting in both ST: The Next Generation and ST:Deep Space Nine as Counselor Deanna Troi‘s hott sexually liberated mother, Lwaxana Troi.

She was the first lady of Star Trek and will always be remembered in this bro’s heart as a MILF.

Majel Roddenberry