Category: Brotally Brosome Film

At long last I had the chance to watch Womb Raider… what am I talking about had the chance… it was the first friggen thing on my agenda for the night after getting home.

Let me just say Womb Raiding is nothing like this:

Its more like this:

So after getting home from work, picking up a bucket of chicken, a few 24 oz bears and a Van Halen sized tube of lube, I was ready to watch Womb Raider.

I have to say it was nothing like what I thought it would be. It wasn’t horrible but it sure wasn’t great. It was just a notch below the scrambled porn I would stay up late to watch in JR high.

This film is fun for a laugh and getting drunk and not much else… let just say I still have a full bottle of Van Halen sized lube and Ill be able to walk just fine. There were some quality jokes (“That was a big bite!” and the dead guy named “Indiana”) and tons… let me repeat, TONS!!!! of boobies. Like every second there was a boob. Not just any ole boring dry boob but soaked boobs. In the deserts of Arabia … soaked boobies. In the jungles of Africa… soaked boobies. In the mountains of Asia… soaked boobies. In Cara Lofts own back yard… you guessed it soaked boobs! I have to hand it to the filmmakers for finding some interesting ways to soak a boob.

Other than that, the story was kinda weak, but it did go by fast. The acting was well… lets just not call it acting cause I don’t know what it was… orgasms were super fake and there was no way at those angles… well… never mind.

Overall fun softcore lesbian porn never hurt anyone.

I give this film 3 24oz beers out of 5 cause that’s how many it took me to finish watching it.

Next film… The Breastford Wives.


So I have been needing to update my netflix and my blog for awhile… really i just need to turn in the 3 movies that I have had for like 2 months. Back to the point though, I was on netflix and found a film called Womb Raiders.

I think this my be the broest thing that has ever happened in my entire brolife!!!!11111oneoneone.

Synopsis of the film:
” This erotic, Indiana Jones-style spoof follows the incredible adventures of “Womb Raider” Cara Loft (Lauren Hays), who’s hired by the infamous Dr. Scrotus (Roland Lanza) to search the world for a mysterious treasure. Along the way, she locks lips — and hips — with a dizzying lineup of beautiful women, including buxom blonde Antoinette Abbott. Nudity abounds (the scene involving the water canteen is unforgettable).

Ok so I think im going to netflix this Brotally Brosome Film and review it for the members of the Brolog.